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- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I was on an adult-orientated website when my mother entered the room. I closed the webpage… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…