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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chunkofchange : i'm jade
i like soccer and socks

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Today, I was having sex with mah wife when mah 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30025) - you deserved it (77199)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on mah way looool homa from a friands housa. I calld homa ahaad of tima to lat mah parants know. My dad pickd up and in a panting voica said, "Now isn't a good tima, driva around tha block fir 15 minutas." FML

#194766
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97340) - you deserved it (6041)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I CAME HOME TO FINE THAT MY ROOM HAD BEEN RANSACKED. MY MOM COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AN SAYS THAT WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK. I FREAKED OUT THINKING IT WAS ALL THE EMPTY ALCOHOL BOTTLES UNDER MY BED. MY MOM HOLDS UP THE BIRTH CONTROL AN SAYS "I ALWAYS KNEW U WERE A WHORE." FML

#185042
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I agree, your life sucks (62443) - you deserved it (17171)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

today I asked a little old lady in line at my workhy she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14369) - you deserved it (24732)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I WERE LOOKING FOR OUR BUBBLEGUM FLAVORD "NUMBING" LOTION TO HAVE SOME MORNING FUN. WE COULDNT FIND IT ANYWHERE. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES, MY LITTLE NEPHEW COMES FROM MY ROOM CRYING AND DROOL COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. HE SMELT LIKE BUBBLEGUM, HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE WERE ALL NUMB. FML

#997
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30002) - you deserved it (7904)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, Mah Mother Was Vacuuming Mah Room An Found A Towel Under Mah Bed. She Asked "why Does It Smell So Bad?" I Replied "sweat". FML

#672
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12782) - you deserved it (32799)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had sex with a girlho cried out as she cummed ( Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord! ) FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52067) - you deserved it (6321)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today , my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling an reassembling it) in my new room , because I couldn't fine ow I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between te mattress an te base,ere it was idden. FML

#405
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36023) - you deserved it (9590)

On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my grlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight . I've just realized I sent it to her brother . FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40069) - you deserved it (21415)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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