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About chulamami916 : Love talking to people, Im 20 really chill to talk to, I love having fun, I am a mommy to a precious lil boy

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Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML


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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then steals my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML


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On 07/18/2011 at 6:07am - work - by jennlikewhoa - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML


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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML


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On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML


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On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

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