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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1987 (27 years)
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Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

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On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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On 08/25/2012 at 12:06pm - work - by Michael D. (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML

#20040149
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On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, a thirty-something guy swaggered into my workplace. He was wearing shutter shades and torn jeans, and claimed to be our new boss. I called security to throw him out, at which point he produced his ID and let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week. FML

#20039859
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On 08/24/2012 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch for pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this because she texted me instead. FML

#20037042
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On 08/23/2012 at 3:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that it's an hour and 45 minutes quicker to get the bus to work, rather than the train. I've worked there for six years. FML

#20036934
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On 08/23/2012 at 2:15am - work - by ihatemondays - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

#20036074
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On 08/22/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by WTF (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

#20034900
148 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

#20033836
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On 08/21/2012 at 12:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my co-worker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML

#20029161
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On 08/19/2012 at 12:19am - work - by pridekills - United States (Florida)

Today, my co-worker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML

#20029161
125 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 12:19am - work - by pridekills - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

#20024083
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On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

#20022569
87 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

#20022255
84 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 7:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



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