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chtychtybngbng
  • Town/Country : b-MoRe, US
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13337) - you deserved it (13216)

On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML

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150 comments

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On 09/17/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was talking to an art critic at an exhibition. He told me that the artist had no talent and went on to tell me everything wrong with each painting. I'd painted them all. FML

#20065231
96 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 8:12pm - work - by the bad artist - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to use hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML

#20063186
77 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 1:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML

#20062193
136 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML

#20060271
99 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

#20059608
37 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

#20056260
90 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm - work - by FastFoodWaiter (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I learned that my 76 year old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

#20051798
78 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by MsConfusedd - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

#20051346
161 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML

#20049093
198 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 4:04am - misc - by freaked out - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was at work, a coworker began ranting about his theory that the government is going to create a disease that sterilises everyone, and use the antidote to control the population. I was just trying to take a crap in the stall next to him. FML

#20048023
117 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 3:19pm - work - by Pooping - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML

#20046195
72 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

#20044922
121 comments

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On 08/27/2012 at 6:16pm - health - by Albert (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

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91 comments

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On 08/27/2012 at 9:33am - work - by Joe - United States (Oklahoma)



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