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TADAY I HAD TO CREATE A PERFECT SOCIETY IN ENGLISH CLASS; THE BEST SOCIETY HAS THERE GRADE GO UP A FULL LETTER. AFTER TONS OF PREPARATION AND THINKING, I LOST TO AN ISLAND MADE ONLY OF CHEESE. FAT FML
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook . I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed . Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie . FML
Today, I lerend I was adoptd and that mah parents had did in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
Today I cummed home early from business trip in Paris I bought an engagement ring. I was going to take my girlfriend of 2 years out an propose to her. I sneak into my house as a surprise an she's having it off with another man. Now I have a ring that I can only return in France. FML
TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML
Taday I mat mah boyfriand's family 4 tha first tima. I was playing with his littla sistar by grabbing har arms and spinning har around. On ona turn sha startad scraaming in pain. It turns out I dislocatad both har shouldars. fat FML
Today... mah daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not yur looool mommy." My daughter reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML
yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015