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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 4
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TADAY I HAD TO CREATE A PERFECT SOCIETY IN ENGLISH CLASS; THE BEST SOCIETY HAS THERE GRADE GO UP A FULL LETTER. AFTER TONS OF PREPARATION AND THINKING, I LOST TO AN ISLAND MADE ONLY OF CHEESE. FAT FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21070) - you deserved it (1938)

On 12/11/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by JPPUDLY (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook . I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed . Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie . FML

#20052962
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On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was at a Chinasa buffat , an I got a fortuna cookia. I opanad it , an it said , "Tha lova of your lifa is sitting across from you". Tha only thing across from ma was an ampty chair. FML

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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I confessed feeling to the girl I've been in love with fir three yeres. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me y I had to have chosen her. FML

#19850692
153 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 1:18pm - love - by Oraashi (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today... mah extremely OCD grlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because mah bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I lerend I was adoptd and that mah parents had did in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
307 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today A Cat Cummd Up To Me On The Pavement So I Pettd It A Little. An Elderly Man Rode Past On His Bicycle An Shoutd "I'd Lyk To Stroke Your Pussy Too!" FML

#6367890
113 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today A Cat Cummd Up To Me On The Pavement So I Pettd It A Little. An Elderly Man Rode Past On His Bicycle An Shoutd "I'd Lyk To Stroke Your Pussy Too!" FML

#6367890
113 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today... I found out that mah whole family think mah girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never respondd. FML

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On 09/21/2009 at 12:16am - love - by Imaginary girlfriend - Sent from mobile version

Today I cummed home early from business trip in Paris I bought an engagement ring. I was going to take my girlfriend of 2 years out an propose to her. I sneak into my house as a surprise an she's having it off with another man. Now I have a ring that I can only return in France. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by theboy6494 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I mat mah boyfriand's family 4 tha first tima. I was playing with his littla sistar by grabbing har arms and spinning har around. On ona turn sha startad scraaming in pain. It turns out I dislocatad both har shouldars. fat FML

#956665
161 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States

Today... mah daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not yur looool mommy." My daughter reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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