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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1182
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

#8972575
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20607) - you deserved it (2245)

On 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by robotchickens (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9043) - you deserved it (26470)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30190) - you deserved it (3508)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

#7939467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25603) - you deserved it (4911)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

#7842580
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27390) - you deserved it (5084)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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