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chris274

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 443
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chris274 : Manage me, I'm a mess.

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Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML

#20537852
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I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (2617)

On 03/10/2013 at 5:09am - love - by Nogood - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

#20535789
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26763) - you deserved it (2006)

On 03/08/2013 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, the company I was fired from three years ago merged with the company I work at now. The new owners' first order of business was to fire me again. FML

#20508810
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42605) - you deserved it (2792) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/15/2013 at 8:37pm - work - by Nico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to slowly explain to my son that an "analogy" is a literary device, not a genre of porn. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26384) - you deserved it (2957)

On 01/27/2013 at 1:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML

#20410599
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20529) - you deserved it (7075)

On 12/21/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Insane Guy (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

#19281871
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Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

#19268637
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10245) - you deserved it (21562)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:03am - health - by pagvscgrac - United States (Missouri)

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

#19124149
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26267) - you deserved it (4057)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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