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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 October 1997 (17 years)
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Today My Dad Puttd An Onion In My Room... Telling Me Sprits Won't Haunt Me And That I Won't Get Sick. He Thinks A Vegetable Will Protect Me. Real FML

#20163512
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I agree, your life sucks (18536) - you deserved it (2385)

On 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm - health - by duhasiangirl - Canada (Ontario)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a wat draam in tha middla of an 8-hour-long arplana flight. fat FML

#19830472
128 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Uncomfy (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WAS STANDING IN TE BATROOM AND FARTED. IT FELT LIKE SOMEONE STABBED ME IN TE BUTT. I JUMPED OUT OF SOCK, AND MY EAD SLAMMED INTO TE MIRROR. MY GLASSES FELL ONTO TE FLOOR AND BROKE. I NOW NEED NEW GLASSES, A NEW MIRROR, AND AN ICE PACK FOR MY EAD. ALL BECAUSE I FARTED. FML

#18946444
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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to penis as small change. real FML

#18417408
154 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I looked in mah mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing . I've been trying to grow a garden fir yeres to no avail . Even mah mouse is a better gardener than I am . FML

#15104344
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (9943)

On 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Taday Mah Boyfriend Started To Kiss Mah Boobs. I Am Pregnant An Started Mah Lactation Period. Now Every Time He Looks At Me He Calls Me Milky Way. FML

#12674562
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On 08/22/2010 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ananomus - United States (Ohio)



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