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About chimpsndip : I kill panda bears and sell their fingers for drug money. Jersey guy.

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Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML


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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML


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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML


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On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML


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On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML


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On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML


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On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML


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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while working at a Subway store right next to a big hospital, there was a big line of people all getting their subs toasted. Without turning around, I asked the next person in line, "I'll bet you want yours extra toasted?" She was a burns victim from the hospital. FML

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

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