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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 April 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 644
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10905) - you deserved it (76817)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

#15213017
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33077) - you deserved it (4857)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year old on a scooter. FML

#14126136
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7772) - you deserved it (31849)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:20pm - misc - by bullseyed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36520) - you deserved it (6279)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27398) - you deserved it (6167)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt... into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

#2846826
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10633) - you deserved it (70024)

On 06/13/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46047) - you deserved it (13878)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6441) - you deserved it (57826)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version



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