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About chili10 : The name is Cherie. I work in a first grade classroom as a teacher's aid and am working to become a first grade teacher, myself. I'm passionate about running and music and I enjoy photography.
I made this account to comment and socialize with people who share my cynical sense of humor. I take grammar and spelling seriously but I'm not going to be a jerk about it unless you spell worse than the kids I volunteer with. I love to talk and I'm easy to get along with so shoot me a message if you want and I'll get back to you.
Now quit stalking my profile, what do you think this is? Facebook?
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Friday 1 August 2014