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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2616
  • Number of comments : 468
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About chili10 : The name is Cherie. I work in a first grade classroom as a teacher's aid and am working to become a first grade teacher, myself. I'm passionate about running and music and I enjoy photography.

I made this account to comment and socialize with people who share my cynical sense of humor. I take grammar and spelling seriously but I'm not going to be a jerk about it unless you spell worse than the kids I volunteer with. I love to talk and I'm easy to get along with so shoot me a message if you want and I'll get back to you.

Now quit stalking my profile, what do you think this is? Facebook?

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Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

#18711671
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19204) - you deserved it (4022)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML

#18708494
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31276) - you deserved it (3127)

On 01/04/2012 at 6:29pm - misc - by jada - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

#18706154
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41184) - you deserved it (2602)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm - money - by Ilostsomuch (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43794) - you deserved it (4151)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43794) - you deserved it (4151)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (4944)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27875) - you deserved it (3417)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

#14409774
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (5891)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1137026) - you deserved it (114953)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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