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About chili10 : The name is Cherie. I work in a first grade classroom as a teacher's aid and am working to become a first grade teacher, myself. I'm passionate about running and music and I enjoy photography.
I made this account to comment and socialize with people who share my cynical sense of humor. I take grammar and spelling seriously but I'm not going to be a jerk about it unless you spell worse than the kids I volunteer with. I love to talk and I'm easy to get along with so shoot me a message if you want and I'll get back to you.
Now quit stalking my profile, what do you think this is? Facebook?
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Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
Friday 12 February 2016