About chili10 : The name is Cherie. I work in a first grade classroom as a teacher's aid and am working to become a first grade teacher, myself. I'm passionate about running and music and I enjoy photography.
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Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States
Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China
Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 1:48am - misc - by elijahrobrt - United States (West Virginia)
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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