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chih
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 600
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5067) - you deserved it (16507)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177 (291)

I agree, your life sucks (21165) - you deserved it (4685)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (15361) - you deserved it (14939)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

#8916376 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (21530) - you deserved it (1600)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (5762) - you deserved it (20860)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (20825) - you deserved it (3114)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

#8889344 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (19557) - you deserved it (4174)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (16274) - you deserved it (1543)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

#8830762 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (23177) - you deserved it (1737)

On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

#8821519 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (16451) - you deserved it (4020)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

#8794637 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (16431) - you deserved it (1940)

On 03/03/2010 at 6:13am - misc - by ouch... (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926 (199)

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On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

#8792170 (187)

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On 03/03/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333 (298)

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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

#8742158 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (18138) - you deserved it (6203)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am - love - by Delilah (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)