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Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

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85 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18555) - you deserved it (2505)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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82 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by notquitejuliet - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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89 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

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68 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

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62 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I'm babysitting for kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4am and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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87 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 5:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

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127 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
156 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

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70 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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51 comments

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On 06/30/2015 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

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90 comments

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On 06/28/2015 at 10:02pm - kids - by AddictiveAddicted - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

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124 comments

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On 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm - love - by isaidfuckoff (woman) - United States

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML



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