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chiaman
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 563
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
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I agree, your life sucks (25636) - you deserved it (8377)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14171) - you deserved it (43033)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell of my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46794) - you deserved it (5275)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I’m not sure she’ll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#44
94 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



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