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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1115
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chewbacca69 : I have three testicles

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Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12559) - you deserved it (82133)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

#15791690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22920) - you deserved it (55763)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37112) - you deserved it (5177)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

#15261290
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49958) - you deserved it (9239)

On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

#14753442
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36828) - you deserved it (4487)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

#14613102
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31719) - you deserved it (3552) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

#14456122
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7518) - you deserved it (35540)

On 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

#14456122
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7518) - you deserved it (35540)

On 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48219) - you deserved it (6121)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48219) - you deserved it (6121)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, I came to the realization I make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates. I've touched more dog penises than I have human ones, and sometimes the dogs get "excited" while I'm working. FML

#14212357
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34657) - you deserved it (6842)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by penisgrabber - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37949) - you deserved it (6542)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36204) - you deserved it (3066)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59565) - you deserved it (10308)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22784) - you deserved it (40770)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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