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Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)
Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Rye (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)
Today, my girlfriend threw my things out. As I was trying to pack to leave for good, she tossed my wireless router. I leave to call someone to pick me up, she slaps me in my head, grabs keys, balls up her fist and threatens to kill me. I call the cops... and I get put in the cop car immediately. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:46am - love - by Dark Jew - United States (California)
Today, I was getting hot, so I jumped, naked, into the pool. As soon as I got in, it started hailing. I got hit with blocks of ice in places no man should. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by hailedout - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)
Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 8:36am - intimacy - by fd - United States (Alabama)
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