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  • Number of visits : 3587
  • Number of comments : 180
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chelzy's favorite FMLs

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

#98933
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54110) - you deserved it (3772)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

#73604
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33105) - you deserved it (15094)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Rye (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML

#16862
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36237) - you deserved it (2846)

On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

#6332
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29630) - you deserved it (2563)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

#4336
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9626) - you deserved it (32703)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46869) - you deserved it (8752)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16594) - you deserved it (4082)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

#1345
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9635) - you deserved it (33011)

On 01/16/2009 at 8:36am - intimacy - by fd - United States (Alabama)



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