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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5142
  • Number of comments : 180
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Lct1196</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 9:47am<b>Willman757</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 5:35pm<b>TexanZaros</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 5:56pm<b>yenze</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 3:48am<b>littlebuck84</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 4:59pm<b>ebroks</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 6:59am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 1:50pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 6:52am<b>Helldemon</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 12:11pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 4:29pm<b>whatahatuis</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 12:14pm<b>Sunflora219</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 12:53am<b>Fertil14</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 7:09pm<b>am1717</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 8:16pm<b>Azurexorcist</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 9:46am<b>ItzMarsh</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 5:13pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:41am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:46pm

Fucked!<b>Willman757</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 11:35pm<b>littlebuck84</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:59pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 7:50pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 10:29pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 4:50am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 4:12am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 8:36pm<b>cheyyeee</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:23am<b>rjc490</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 3:59am<b>j_mitchell25</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 8:00pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 8:26pm<b>duffmani</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 4:39am<b>Sansa</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 11:50am<b>G00N3R</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 12:32am<b>thereichart</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 10:19pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 8:20pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 6:29am<b>gingerJ</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 7:37am

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chelzy's favorite FMLs

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

by Vince / 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

by Rye / 02/18/2009 at 10:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML

by V / 02/09/2009 at 2:51am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

by Ginger / 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

by Huge A Hole / 02/01/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

by Ella / 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

by fd / 01/16/2009 at 8:36am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy