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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 496
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58867) - you deserved it (9776)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48836) - you deserved it (13815)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26176) - you deserved it (2705)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12281) - you deserved it (24276)

On 03/03/2010 at 10:19pm - misc - by Titi14 - United States (New York)

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28408) - you deserved it (10964)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (2868)

On 12/30/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by 20 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11783) - you deserved it (39011)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45193) - you deserved it (19551)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19628) - you deserved it (49911)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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