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  • Town/Country : rack city
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 137
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About charlottegurrl : Life is like sushi, if you don't try it you aren't livin.

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Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30715) - you deserved it (13662)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm - love - by Bethany (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36852) - you deserved it (2150)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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