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Charlottegurrl's favorite FMLs

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

By Bethany - / Thursday 20 January 2011 21:37 / United Kingdom

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

By grossuncle - / Thursday 25 February 2010 17:44 / United States

Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 August 2009 05:12 / Canada

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

By Flicker - / Thursday 14 May 2009 07:23 / Australia