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Today my Jewish boyfriend cummd over 4 my extendd family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him 4 being Jewish so badly that he left crying. She doesn't see wat she did wrong. FML

#20569420
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On 04/01/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by aabadaba (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I was so bord at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on phone. One of co-workers came in, so I rushd into a stall, but forgot to turn phone's sound off. She heard it and said, ( It's OK, music helps me shit too ) and startd blasting her music and grunting. FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 9:39pm - work - by shittysongs - United States (Washington)

Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

#20533607
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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, I had to help mah little sister do a frst-grade project fir school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of there role model. She drew a whale, an I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed an said, "No! It's you!" FML

#20532338
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On 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm - kids - by peace out - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I decidd to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I startd kissing and trying to undress him , he pushd me off , saying ( What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start. )

#20532214
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On 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by married an old man - United States (California)

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. big fat FML

#20530380
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On 03/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nopanties (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me 4 a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

#20529783
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On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

#20529387
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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told my mom that I haard somathing, and I think wa hava rats in tha attic and should hira an axtarminator. Sha lookad at ma and said, "Rats, huh? That's wat tha mom in Tha Exorcist thought, but it turnad out to ba tha davil living up thara." big fat FML

#20528775
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On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it an hit me. As I recovered an was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

#20527903
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On 03/02/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Doors Hate Me - United States

Today, my wife packed my lunc . Inside of my luncbox was a poto of er eating my sandwices . FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, looool I was trying to be sexy and cange in front of ma boyfriend. As I was canging, e started to talk to me about ow we sould bot try and lose wiegt. FML

#20523139
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On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah boyfriend of three yeres told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, ( What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it ) and then laughed. FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 1:10am - love - by Gullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, AT MY GRANDPA'S FUNARAL, MY BOYFRIAND TAXTAD MA WILA SITTING RIGT BASIDA MA, ASKING IF WA COULD AVA SAX WAN TA ( FAMILY GAT TOGATAR ) WAS FINALLY OVAR. FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by pissed girlfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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