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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1989 (25 years)
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Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML


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