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About ceepevoy : I'm the bees knees cuz I smoke trees and I scratch cars with car keys. :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML
Friday 5 February 2016