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ceepevoy
  • Town/Country : You'll Never Know, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 678
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ceepevoy : I'm the bees knees cuz I smoke trees and I scratch cars with car keys. :)

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Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31545) - you deserved it (19667)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16027) - you deserved it (34297)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24398) - you deserved it (3065)

On 01/02/2011 at 11:14pm - misc - by Kristin (woman) - United States (California)



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