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cecilk

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1979 (37 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1626
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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cecilk's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

#9037500
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29809) - you deserved it (4063)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML

#8583652
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8672) - you deserved it (28989)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:54am - health - by peterpan (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (4534)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

Today, I arrived in Austria. Within about an hour, I realized that I couldn't understand any "German". Turns out they have a totally different dialect here to anything I was taught in school. I'm here till May. FML

#6404415
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26597) - you deserved it (18177)

On 11/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by nolinguist (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year old daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "the talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

#4691287
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37401) - you deserved it (6370)

On 08/20/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by airplanes-suck (woman) - United States (Florida)



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