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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 January 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year old daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "the talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

#4691287
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33186) - you deserved it (5857)

On 08/20/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by airplanes-suck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80831) - you deserved it (5546)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

#1898485
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53193) - you deserved it (3720)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML

#945655
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69505) - you deserved it (12864)

On 04/13/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by traveller (man) - United States (New Mexico)



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