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Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33836) - you deserved it (11055)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41613) - you deserved it (5497) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36446) - you deserved it (3770)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:53am - money - by iloveZELOS (woman) - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML

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On 12/23/2008 at 1:47am - misc - by zazadudu - Sent from mobile version



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