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cathrined134
  • Town/Country : None Of Your Beeswax (;, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 78
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cathrined134 : I am a very quiet/shy girl who loves music and to write poetry. I am a video game addict :o but if i had to choose over xbox or ps3 i would have to pick ps3 (: but i do love xbox. I kick ass at call of duty black ops (; I have had may horrible happenings in my life and if you piss me of, u pay the price soo ya(: so message me if u want :D

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Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16478) - you deserved it (1770)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35771) - you deserved it (3758)

On 10/20/2011 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by boopadoop - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62289) - you deserved it (11796)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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