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Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13100) - you deserved it (2301)

On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33923) - you deserved it (3977)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, after being at summer camp for two weeks, my parents never showed up to take me home. A counselor had to drive me. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34652) - you deserved it (2357)

On 07/11/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by Nancy - United States



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