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cassie13091
  • Town/Country : Lexington , USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 January 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16627) - you deserved it (1698)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)



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