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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 January 1991 (25 years)
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Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML


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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML


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On 12/26/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by William Johnson - United States (Alaska)

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML


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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML


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On 01/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML


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On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML


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On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)

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