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Today, I was running late fir work and quickly grabbed mah outfit from the dryer. I hered the crackling of static as I took out mah shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when mah co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to mah back. FML

#20491168
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26879) - you deserved it (7134)

On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , after 2 weeks of not having sex , my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

#20490079
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39893) - you deserved it (9219)

On 02/02/2013 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered the true meaning of bieng scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needles to say something emerged from me. mega FML

Today... a male employee at a soe sop elpd me try on soes. Once I found a pair... I went to pay for tem. I was telling te casier about ow great of an employee e was wen se told me tere were no male employees. A guy wit a foot fetis elpd me fine soes. FML

#20489969
93 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 6:21am - misc - by footfetish - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I spun off te road and into a ditc!! Te insurance company told me I'd ave to wait an our, as tey ad oter cars to tow frst!! I ad to pee so badly tat I resorted to using te only ting I ad in my car: a plastic bag!! Tat's wen I got a knock on my window from te tow truck driver!! mega FML

#20489830
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25843) - you deserved it (5419)

On 02/02/2013 at 1:57am - misc - by merp. (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... While Trucking... I Got Stuck In Traffic On A Congested Highway. After 15 Minutes Of Mind-numbing Boredom... I Glanced Down At The Car Beside Me... Only To Witness The Driver Changing Her Tampon And Flicking The Old One Onto The Highway. I Can't Unsee This. FML

#20489402
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59952) - you deserved it (3684)

On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap an decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, an I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

#20484695
97 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, tha rollarcoastar I was on stuck upsida down for a faw minutas. I shat mysalf in tarror. Than, gravity took affact. raal FML

#20480979
175 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a text looool from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on mah diet. FML

#20480667
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31707) - you deserved it (17479)

On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

Today, during lunc, ma coworker offered me er food, claiming se was full!! I was still quite ungry, so I accepted it!! Halfway troug eating te sandwices, ma boss walked in and started interrogating people over wo took is lunc!! I quickly realized I was te one eating it!! FML

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62 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 3:44pm - work - by FUCK THE PIGS (man) - United States (California)

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and mah friends versus mah boyfriend and his buddies. When we looool won, mah boyfriend went mental and said he only lost cuz of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into mah chest. FML

#20478409
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37430) - you deserved it (5445)

On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY ASS. BEFORE I COULD SAY TANKS... SE CONTINUED BY COMMENTING TAT SE WOULDN'T MIND "BREAKING IT IN". FML

#20478275
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35134) - you deserved it (5951)

On 01/25/2013 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by great (man) - Puerto Rico

Taday I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. mega FML

#20478247
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35246) - you deserved it (3862)

On 01/25/2013 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

YESTERDAY I WENT TO BUY A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FIR MAH BOYFRIEND . WHILE BUYING HIM A SWEATER, THE CASHIER TRID TO UP-SALE ME BY ASKING IF MAH BOYFRIEND WORE BRIEFS OR BOXERS, BECAUSE BOTH WERE ON SALE . NOT THINKING, I BLURTD OUT, "I DON'T KNOW, THEY JUST COME OFF." FML

#20477493
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26889) - you deserved it (12710)

On 01/25/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by awkwardturtle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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