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Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out the memory card our engagement photos were taken on has been corrupted, so all the images are lost. The guy who took the pictures said that this has never happened to him in the eight years that he's been a photographer. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by shs (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by pathetic_girl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by soccerlove09 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by ohshootgirl (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
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On 09/29/2010 at 2:33am - work - by csor027 - United States (California)
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by non believer - United States (Washington)
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML
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On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States
Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)
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