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Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)
Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by DogDoingScience (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)
Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, at work, a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter, I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there for five years, and I didn't recognize my own boss. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:00am - work - by DramaticSigh (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm - misc - by me - United States
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 12:05pm - misc - by meganridner (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
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Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Anonymous -
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