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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (5881) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29313) - you deserved it (4553)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46650) - you deserved it (4855)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

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98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36780) - you deserved it (4300)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30225) - you deserved it (2298)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30225) - you deserved it (2298)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
520 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241963) - you deserved it (32157)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73270) - you deserved it (425175)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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