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Today... I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece... I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was... "well... I'm either going to insult yur art or yur face." FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to mah boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall . I sat there 4 ten minutes before I realized I was listening to mah mom an her boyfriend having sex . mega FML
Yesterday, thanks to an looool idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never recieved so many dirty looks in life. FML
Yesterday, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to ( ruin the moment ). FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand . We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast . Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he cummed to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops . FML
Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML
Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
Friday 27 March 2015