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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 November 1998 (16 years)
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Yesterday... I walked past a few of my coworker sitting outside smoking. As I got aiff of te smoke... I couged. Tey immediately started to defend tere abit... and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

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On 02/15/2013 at 12:53am - health - by youmindyourownbusiness - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw my niegbor's delinquent kid sooting squirrels wit a BB gun. Sockd and furious at is cruel beavior, I told im to stop, wit te treat of telling is parents. He respondd by sooting me in te nuts and running away in a fit of laugter. big fat FML

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On 02/15/2013 at 12:42am - animals - by bettercallpeta - United States

Today, I had to explain tohite girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call mother the n-word. FML

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On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, on way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending wheel and flattening tre . After changing it and having to explain myself to furiou boss, I went back on that road in other car to take a picture of the pothole . While looking 4 it, I hit it again . FML

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On 01/31/2013 at 6:34am - money - by Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace (man) - United States (California)

Taday mah mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoe and water. In a cup. FML

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On 01/31/2013 at 5:28am - health - by I'maboutobarf - Australia

Today , my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay!! Tis is te same guyo refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too muc rigt now." mega FML

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On 01/31/2013 at 2:23am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today I spent most of mah daughter's 8th brthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was putted in a cast. Apparently mah son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on there 8th brthday before encouraging her to fine out by jumping off the slippery slide. mega FML

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On 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

2day on my shift as a nurse, I askd a pregnant woman wat she would name her child. She said she saw the name ( Chlamydia ) on a billboard and decidd to name her daughter that, saying it was ( beautiful. ) I informd her that it was an STD, and she replid, ( Oh, well no one knows that! ) FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while babysitting my neighbors kids, there oldest son usd a paint pen on the carpet!! The boy blamd me an I got frd!! He's only 3 an can barely talk!! FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 3:42am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average . Feeling good about myself I decided to bake some cookies . After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven I realized I forgot to turn the oven on . big fat FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 12:16am - misc - by steven - United States (California)

Today, I made my first snowman ever, an ten crieden my big broter kicked it to pieces !! I'm 27 !! FML

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On 01/23/2013 at 7:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was upset cuz my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me 4 my brthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, an we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realizd she forgot to call me yesterday as well. fat FML

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On 01/23/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by birthday_loser (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours my brother punched me and my mom slapped me acros the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my thing to leave my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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On 01/23/2013 at 12:45pm - misc - by mariama (woman) - United States

Today , I was chatting with mah choir leader. I told him that I have been thinking about taking singing lessons. His immediate reaction was , "Thank god , finally!" big fat FML

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On 01/23/2013 at 10:44am - misc - by sdd (woman) - Switzerland (Bern)



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