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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2085
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About carlycrf : I use my iPod touch, and if it shows I've visited your profile, it was probably an accident. So I'm not creepin'.


Giraffes will rule our world one day.

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carlycrf's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

by efffmylife / 02/15/2009 at 4:27pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

by crazyvulva9216 / 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous