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  • Number of visits : 1377
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About carlycrf : I use my iPod touch, and if it shows I've visited your profile, it was probably an accident. So I'm not creepin'.


Giraffes will rule our world one day.

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Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16961) - you deserved it (44254)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46001) - you deserved it (13859)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6918) - you deserved it (61228)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)



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