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Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said "I'm cheap and I'm easy". FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Username -
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by dave (man) - United States
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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