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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>Kejus</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 1:54am<b>Whats_Love09</b> - the 10/05/2009 at 9:32pm<b>O_oa</b> - the 10/04/2009 at 1:46am<b>AHX</b> - the 10/03/2009 at 2:34pm

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Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

by grossgross / 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

by Hth / 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm / United States (Delaware) / Love

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love