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carleysimpson_
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 April 1994 (17 years)
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Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37058) - you deserved it (3639)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20853) - you deserved it (6536)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 -