About caribou_megs : Ask anything and I'll let you know...Often more than you'd like to know.
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Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
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Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window down and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)
Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -
Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 6:54am - misc - by xxmollyxx (woman) - Sweden
Today, my toddler stood up in the shopping cart and fell giving himself a black eye. Later while at a restaurant he tried to stand up in his highchair. I quickly blurted out "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. Now the waiter wont stop glaring at me. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 2:26am - work - by Anonymous -
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)
Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
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Monday 20 May 2013
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