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Caribou_megs's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

By jjjjjjmmmmm92 / Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:08 / United States

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 January 2011 10:55 / Australia

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

By SkinsCastSelection / Monday 17 January 2011 09:53 / France

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 January 2011 14:38 / United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

By me / Thursday 13 January 2011 20:48 / United States