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Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48121) - you deserved it (6605)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59780) - you deserved it (11435)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68781) - you deserved it (3694)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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817 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115981) - you deserved it (72164)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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