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captivemj
  • Town/Country : Richomd Hill, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 September 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

#4156027
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50584) - you deserved it (2934)

On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

#3575019
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45438) - you deserved it (6659)

On 07/08/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by stupiddddddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML

#3215431
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69718) - you deserved it (6052)

On 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Tom (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

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212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49540) - you deserved it (12268)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)



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