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captainyamhamjam
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 December 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 500
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About captainyamhamjam : I agree, my life is fucked.

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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20726) - you deserved it (75038)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11033) - you deserved it (53277)

On 03/10/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by Lichelle (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

#260093 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (12900) - you deserved it (51208)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (58517) - you deserved it (1942)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

#233372 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (54232) - you deserved it (13019)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

#183630 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (69714) - you deserved it (9518)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (60297) - you deserved it (17695)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)