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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -
Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by mom21 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by f -
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
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Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -
Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -
Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -
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