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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
I agree, your life sucks (81574) - you deserved it (7254)
On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
I agree, your life sucks (7489) - you deserved it (83131)
On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20864) - you deserved it (6405)
On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States
Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7742) - you deserved it (23470)
Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7742) - you deserved it (23470)
Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23692) - you deserved it (4412)
On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28353) - you deserved it (13126)
On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26976) - you deserved it (7566)
On 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (3781)
On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (3781)
On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (3781)
On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (3781)
On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (3781)
On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)
I agree, your life sucks (23452) - you deserved it (5653)
On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
I agree, your life sucks (23452) - you deserved it (5653)
On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Monday 17 June 2013
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