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Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML
Yesterday , somebody ordered pizza and sent it to te ouse across te street from tem , so tey could soot at te pizza guy wit an air-soft gun from te upstairs of tere ouse. I was tat delivery guy. mega FML
Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML
Taday mah car was broken into and they stole all mah CDs but left mah daughter's Black Eyd Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissd about the theft but almost glad to see that the delinquent in mah town have a decent taste in music. FML
Friday 27 March 2015