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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 December 1988 (26 years)
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About canucksrule88 : Ovechkin is my hero
I run the Drogba show
And of course, Canucks rule
And yes I will reply to messages

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML


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On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9478) - you deserved it (92057)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

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