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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, 4 mah brthday, mah mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay 4 mah braces . I've been very self-conscious about mah teeth 4 years . Everyone applauded an told me how happy they were 4 me . Later, mah mom asked me 4 the check back . Apparently it was just meant to make her look good . FML

#4859599
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64955) - you deserved it (2371)

On 08/27/2009 at 1:23pm - money - by crookedteeth (woman) - United States (Oregon)

MY 250 LB EX-MARINE DAD ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING TO START RANDOMLY PUNCHING ME IN THE CROTCH , WITHOUT WARNING , TO "IMPROVE MAH REFLEXES." FML

#4235904
278 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I was in the car with mah boyfriendhen I said "I wish all the weight I gained just went to mah boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

#4076767
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39458) - you deserved it (24334)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:49am - love - by not-that-fat (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today Ma Girlfriend Broke Up Wit Me Because Se Found Out Tat Se Wasn't Really In Love Wit Me. Se Got Tat Advice From An Internet Survey. FML

#738604
102 comments

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On 04/01/2009 at 12:04am - love - by internetadvice (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS GOING TO A STOPLIGHT PARTY. GREEN SHIRT=SINGLE, YELLOW=HARD TO GET AN RED=TAKEN. I SHOW UP WEARING A RED SHIRT AN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND IN A GREEN SHIRT. THINKING IT WAS A MISTAKE, I ASK HIM JOKINGLYHY HE ISN'T WEARING RED. HE LOOKS AT ME WEIRD AN SAYS, "OH, YOU DIDN'T GET MY TEXT?" FML

#642666
121 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid fir a wedding in June. It's mah mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

#400930
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On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)



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