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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1176
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About camartinez23 : ;) not much to say about me... i think pretty much every fml is hillarious haha.. im a laid back girl, and gotta admit im a sweet kid :)
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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82573) - you deserved it (10924)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
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I agree, your life sucks (28615) - you deserved it (27699)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10411) - you deserved it (22682)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)



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