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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1265
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About camartinez23 : ;) not much to say about me... i think pretty much every fml is hillarious haha.. im a laid back girl, and gotta admit im a sweet kid :)
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Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

#16932864
102 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML

#16758248
67 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:13am - love - by MissNoFuture (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

#15752266
138 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by anon -

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

#15431141
148 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
86 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

#14716778
111 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

#14394529
131 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

#14156953
77 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

#14086848
62 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by unemployable (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
115 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -



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